swordswaltz asked:
reasons to vote philadelphia
- wawa
- shitass broken bell mitski reference
- everyone keeps trying to do cheesesteaks but we do it better
- gritty is a gay communist bear and has stolen my brother's trombone twice during christmas parades
- please google an image of the philly phanatic. we're doing sports teams mascots like no one else. ignore the eagles
- historically they've had to crisco lamp posts after eagles games because people will climb them. city of brotherly love baby
- chilladelphia
- i got trapped in o'hare airport once for 17 hours and neither the philadelphia airport nor any philly train station has ever done that to me
- gritty again
Map of the various Philadelphias in our fine nation
