reasons to vote philadelphia

• wawa
• shitass broken bell mitski reference
• everyone keeps trying to do cheesesteaks but we do it better
• gritty is a gay communist bear and has stolen my brother's trombone twice during christmas parades
• please google an image of the philly phanatic. we're doing sports teams mascots like no one else. ignore the eagles
• historically they've had to crisco lamp posts after eagles games because people will climb them. city of brotherly love baby
• chilladelphia
• i got trapped in o'hare airport once for 17 hours and neither the philadelphia airport nor any philly train station has ever done that to me
• gritty again