The official tumblr of amtrak — You should have a ticket, but yeah you can fuck...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
well-of-silence
amtrak-official

Let me remind you, the Train Conductors are NOT the train drivers, those are the engineers. The Train Conductors are the hot men who ask for your ticket

well-of-silence

Quick question.

Since apparently we can't fuck the trains (I still don't understand it) can we fuck the hotties asking for our tickets?

...what if I didn't have a ticket... ;)

amtrak-official

You should have a ticket, but yeah you can fuck them when they are off the clock