[amtrak-official]

If they made trains but frog sized, I would trust the frogs to drive them responsibly. I would not trust rats or pigeons with cars however

[itszoogorscave]

I would trust subway rats to drive the subway trains because that's their domain

[amtrak-official]

Fair, the subway is the domain of the rat

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Little known fact, the rats power the subways. They get on hamster wheels and generate power for the trains. It’s their job.

I can confirm this

they also get enjoyment so it's a win-win really

[crime-wizard]

also very tasty

[amtrak-official]

Don’t eat the subway rats!