Stop trying to fuck the trains, it's unethical
I know you think you're on the same level as the trains, but that's just hubris. The train would see that as beastiality.
The trains are gods. Gods of transportation, of desire, of adventure, and of progress.
The railways are their alters. Which is why we have stories of tying beautiful women to the tracks to be sacrificed to the trains.
@amtrak-official back me up on this
This is all true, additionally Trains are Asexual beings who do not need to rely on petty things like sex and procreation
