Girls, girls, and girls, I need you to understand that trains are the way of the future isthe humble train with its ability to bring you places quickly and efficiently without interrupting your life, allowing you to work, play, have sex and read as you travel
Have sex??
Where????
In the restroom with that pretty person 3 seats up
but what if she doesn't like my train facts...
Trust me, that girl will love your train facts and autistic swag