biro-slay asked:
What is the best part of a watermelon?
amtrak-official answered:
The Melon Meat
Excuse you, the what?
The part on the inside, it's red and has seeds in it and all that jazz
Like the opening song from Chicago?
Chicago is such a good musical, they should set all musicals in Chicago from now on
I like your fish, what is his name, she seems kind
This post is a trainwr- I mean, a car crash. Yeah.
Car crashes are very dangerous, you should ride a train instead to avoid grievous bodily harm
