biro-slay
asked:

What is the best part of a watermelon?

amtrak-official
answered:

The Melon Meat

biro-slay

Excuse you, the what?

amtrak-official

The part on the inside, it's red and has seeds in it and all that jazz

donuteater13

Like the opening song from Chicago?

amtrak-official

Chicago is such a good musical, they should set all musicals in Chicago from now on

tovarishfungus

Originally posted by defness

amtrak-official

I like your fish, what is his name, she seems kind

amorphousprimordia

This post is a trainwr- I mean, a car crash. Yeah.

amtrak-official

Car crashes are very dangerous, you should ride a train instead to avoid grievous bodily harm

sevdidntdie

The melon meat is very good. I eat it raw, of course.

amtrak-official

I would hope so, you can't bake a watermelon

creamy-femboy-dilk

No but you can fry them in a pan! I used to make watermelon steaks when i was vegan. Little salt and pepper is all you need.


Unrelated, watermelon with french's yellow mustard is slept on.

amtrak-official

When you fry them, do you keep their skins on them?

creamy-femboy-dilk

Like the rind? Yeah. The melon meat gets limp and leaving the skin makes it easier to transfer. Much like leaving the skin on passengers makes it easier for them to transfer from one train to another.

amtrak-official

That is a bad analogy, humans kinda just die if I peel them, but watermelons probably don’t