jessicatransfem asked:
So, following this account was meant to give me insight into if this was an actual official account. Instead, I learned how important public infrastructure is. I love you train person <3
amtrak-official answered:
What does it even mean to be official? Glad to teach and preach the value of public infrastructure though
It means this doesn’t happen to you:
(With thanks to @huffy-the-bicycle-slayer for risking jail for all of us here at the hellsite!)
Oh, I'm exempt from the US legal system so even if I was a parody, I couldn't be tried
I am going to assume this means you are (a) legally dead for tax purposes or (b) some sort of animal or inanimate object. Either way, well done not having to worry about tax codes.
plot twist, they simply aren't a US citizen
I am a US citizen
it’s possible that they’re exempt because they’re Joe Biden, too
“@amtrak-official is President Biden” is now part of my head canon of the internet, along with the fact that I think Wendy runs the Wendy’s Twitter account.
I ain’t that fucking prick, he’s a bootlicking human rights abuser with terrible morals who I only even marginally support because the other option wants me dead
