The official tumblr of amtrak — Can I impregnate the trains

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
burntowl25

Anonymous asked:

Can I impregnate the trains

amnottrak-official answered:

okay now that’s too far

amtrak-official

We can agree on that, train sex is bad and immoral

burntowl25

amnottrak has stated they are neutral on trainfucker

amtrak-official

Why, you can’t neutral on a moral issue