The official tumblr of amtrak — I am going to hope and pray that you meant you...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I'm dying by railing, interpret that as you will

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Didn't Amtrak say NOT to fuck the trains?

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By could mean a lot of things and so could railing

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You're Having two or more trains railing you!?!

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It's up to interpretation

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I'm autistic, it's not like I have a choice

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yeah, it's in your training

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hehehe I found another shitty pun

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I am going to hope and pray that you meant you were getting run over by the trains which is enriching for them instead of fucking them which is harmful to them