[dead-immortal]

I'm dying by railing, interpret that as you will

[music-theory-on-acid]

Didn't Amtrak say NOT to fuck the trains?

[dead-immortal]

🤷🏻

By could mean a lot of things and so could railing

[music-theory-on-acid]

You're Having two or more trains railing you!?!

[dead-immortal]

🤷🏻

It's up to interpretation

[music-theory-on-acid]

[dead-immortal]

I'm autistic, it's not like I have a choice

[music-theory-on-acid]

yeah, it's in your training

[music-theory-on-acid]

hehehe I found another shitty pun

[dead-immortal]

@amtrak-official

[amtrak-official]

I am going to hope and pray that you meant you were getting run over by the trains which is enriching for them instead of fucking them which is harmful to them

[shortsweetespresso]

idk, i getting run over by the train would be more harmful as it could potentially cause the train to derail

[amtrak-official]

Hmm you're right, we should just ban this person from accessing the railroads

[dead-immortal]

WAIT NO PLEASE I'M DISABLED AND TRAINS ARE A BIG SOURCE OF MY TRANSPORTATION

[amtrak-official]

OK, you can stay on the trains as long as you promise not to fuck them or fall onto the tracks