dead-immortal

I'm dying by railing, interpret that as you will

music-theory-on-acid

Didn't Amtrak say NOT to fuck the trains?

dead-immortal

🤷🏻

By could mean a lot of things and so could railing

music-theory-on-acid

You're Having two or more trains railing you!?!

dead-immortal

🤷🏻

It's up to interpretation

music-theory-on-acid

dead-immortal

I'm autistic, it's not like I have a choice

music-theory-on-acid

yeah, it's in your training

music-theory-on-acid

hehehe I found another shitty pun

dead-immortal

@amtrak-official

amtrak-official

I am going to hope and pray that you meant you were getting run over by the trains which is enriching for them instead of fucking them which is harmful to them

shortsweetespresso

idk, i getting run over by the train would be more harmful as it could potentially cause the train to derail

amtrak-official

Hmm you're right, we should just ban this person from accessing the railroads

dead-immortal

WAIT NO PLEASE I'M DISABLED AND TRAINS ARE A BIG SOURCE OF MY TRANSPORTATION

amtrak-official

OK, you can stay on the trains as long as you promise not to fuck them or fall onto the tracks