I'm dying by railing, interpret that as you will
Didn't Amtrak say NOT to fuck the trains?
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By could mean a lot of things and so could railing
You're Having two or more trains railing you!?!
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It's up to interpretation
I'm autistic, it's not like I have a choice
yeah, it's in your training
hehehe I found another shitty pun
I am going to hope and pray that you meant you were getting run over by the trains which is enriching for them instead of fucking them which is harmful to them
idk, i getting run over by the train would be more harmful as it could potentially cause the train to derail
Hmm you're right, we should just ban this person from accessing the railroads
WAIT NO PLEASE I'M DISABLED AND TRAINS ARE A BIG SOURCE OF MY TRANSPORTATION
OK, you can stay on the trains as long as you promise not to fuck them or fall onto the tracks
@amtrak-official What about getting railed *on* the trains? I have to know as a polyamorous, nonbinary, pansexual who prefers sapphic experiences and public transportation.
Well I don’t know how you can end up on rail tracks while on a train but I am sure if there’s a will there’s a way