Time for some terrible puns
Why can the train engineer only think about one thing at a time?
Because he has a one-track mind
How do trains hear?
Through their engine-ears!
Why does a train beat a car on a track?
Because cars can’t drive on train tracks.
Why don’t elephants like to ride on trains?
They don’t want to leave their trunks in the baggage car.
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
What am I expected to do with thsi
If you can’t afford stained glass windows for your home, consider,
CRACK COCAINE
When people say that cities are the real polluters, I kinda want to laugh at them
Things I will need to install day one when I get a laptop
Face Reveal
Ratings of the states I have visited
