The official tumblr of amtrak — Elephants can buy train tickets in Austria, but...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I can just say lies on here and nobody will fact check me, let me try something

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Elephants can buy train tickets in Austria, but only inside of Austria and they can only use ÖBB trains because of a law passed in 1997 that accidentally allowed Zoo Animals to have bank accounts and purchase things from government services. The only zoo animal smart enough to do this was an Elephant named Sara who bought a train ticket to Salzburg

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