[amtrak-official]

Girls can ride trains, if you care at all

[justthatspiffy]

Girls CANNOT ride trains, travelling at such high speeds will surely cause their uteruses to fall out and they will become hysterical

[amtrak-official]

We figured out how to put the uterus back in, so the girls will be fine traveling at speeds over 30 mph

[braingutzz]

but what about the boys? does mine stay in?

[amtrak-official]

Yeah why wouldn't boys be allowed to ride on a train, we can put the uterus back in for anyone when it falls out

[rotting-pigeon-god]

but what if I want it to fall out? does amtrak offer an option to opt-out of the uterus replacement service?

[amtrak-official]

We can’t really put it back in without your permission