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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Girls can ride trains, if you care at all

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I though their uteruses fell out? Because women can’t travel more than 50 miles an hour.

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Actually it’s 30 mph and we have figured out how to put the uterus back in, also not all girls have one

we can not actually reinsert a uterus your uterus will not actually fall out when traveling on a train unreality

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