[amtrak-official]

Girls can ride trains, if you care at all

[non-stick-pansexual]

I though their uteruses fell out? Because women can’t travel more than 50 miles an hour.

[amtrak-official]

Actually it's 30 mph and we have figured out how to put the uterus back in, also not all girls have one

[non-stick-pansexual]

If I don’t have a uterus already, can you still put one back?

[amtrak-official]

We can only do it with fresh ones