[amtrak-official]

How do I advertise to the weirdos, fags, oddities, and peculiarities?

[autism-industrial-complex]

Step 1) be @amtrak-official on Tumblr

Step 2) ??

Step 3) Profit ??

[amtrak-official]

Wow that's way easier than I thought, I'm already doing that

[lord-freed]

You're profitable?

[amtrak-official]

Oh heaven’s no, every word I type costs the US government 67 dollars