The official tumblr of amtrak — if you and amtrak are getting married does that...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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call-me-clemmie asked:

if you and amtrak are getting married does that mean you get to fuck the trains?

carbonmonoxide-detector answered:

if I did would that mean I’m getting…

high speed railed?

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I know that anyone who loves me, knows that I am not a train, I am something else, I just run the trains