nothingf-i-s-h-yhere asked:

Are fish allowed on the train? I promise I will not spill my tank water on the floor.

amtrak-official answered:

Fish, like girls, Autists, Retirees, New Yorkers and Houstonians are all able to ride trans

[amtrak-official]

Wait fuck, fuck, fuck!!! That should say trains!! DO NOT RIDE YOUR LOCAL TRANSGIRL LIKE A HORSE!! I want you to ride a train, not a trans person!!