nothingf-i-s-h-yhere asked:
Are fish allowed on the train? I promise I will not spill my tank water on the floor.
amtrak-official answered:
Fish, like girls, Autists, Retirees, New Yorkers and Houstonians are all able to ride trans
Wait fuck, fuck, fuck!!! That should say trains!! DO NOT RIDE YOUR LOCAL TRANSGIRL LIKE A HORSE!! I want you to ride a train, not a trans person!!
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but what if i want them to?
What
