Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku
But you could seduce those business women by being shit at sudoku, did you think about that?
Can I seduce the train by being shit at sudoku?
No, trains can’t be seduced
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
What am I expected to do with thsi
If you can’t afford stained glass windows for your home, consider,
CRACK COCAINE
When people say that cities are the real polluters, I kinda want to laugh at them
Things I will need to install day one when I get a laptop
Face Reveal
Ratings of the states I have visited
