missingno-polaris asked:
theoretically, if i was a train, would it be fine to fuck another train?
amtrak-official answered:
That wouldn’t happen because trains don’t have sex
then how are newer trains coming out???? I'd understand trains don't have as much sex in america than other places but I'm convinced they do have sex
The reproductive processes of trains are known to cause madness in even the most clever of men
