The official tumblr of amtrak — theoretically, if i was a train, would it be fine...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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missingno-polaris asked:

theoretically, if i was a train, would it be fine to fuck another train?

amtrak-official answered:

That wouldn’t happen because trains don’t have sex

bluwubewwy

Stop lying

amtrak-official

I am an honest man