The official tumblr of amtrak — This may be old news, but DC Metro sells body...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
auxryn

rhapsodybenny asked:

This may be old news, but DC Metro sells body pillows of their train cars:

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amtrak-official answered:

Well have you bought one yet?

auxryn

I am getting mixed signals about whether or not we are supposed to fuck the trains.

amtrak-official

Why would someone fuck a pillow?