[amtrak-official]

Fell in Lake Michigan

[oogziepie]

You really can't be making a habit of this

[amtrak-official]

I won't-

[headsinsand]

Now do it in the Boston harbor like its being dumped in the tea party

[amtrak-official]

Can’t, I’m a one trick train and my trick is existing within 300 miles of Chicago