The official tumblr of amtrak — Can I fuck a train

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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snek1046 asked:

Can I fuck a train

amtrak-official answered:

No

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can i fuck on one?

amtrak-official

Yes