The official tumblr of amtrak — Would you rather trust me, a human with a soul, or...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
big-robot-fan
nyancrimew

amtrak wants you to get railed on chirstmas

tweet from amtrak saying: To: you From: Amtrak 💌  Scroll through the thread for season’s greetings from the rails! 🎅🏽🎄☃️  with an attached image that shows An illustrated holiday card with the title "What if we rode under the Mistletoe?' Two anthropomorphic Amtrak trains, who are peaking out of a tunnel, give each other side-eyes while blushing and smirking. The background is an evergreen color, snow falls through the scene and red bows and mistletoe hang on top of the tunnel exits.ALT
cipheramnesia

@amtrak-official I know you are already tagged in this but get back here and explain yourself anyway.

Please.

amtrak-official

I never made this, I hate who ever made it because they decided to imply that train genders and train sex exist, neither of which are real

big-robot-fan

What are you talking about. Train sex is clearly real according to Amtrak on Twitter

amtrak-official

Would you rather trust me, a human with a soul, or a twitter corperate account?