nyancrimew

amtrak wants you to get railed on chirstmas

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cipheramnesia

@amtrak-official I know you are already tagged in this but get back here and explain yourself anyway.

Please.

amtrak-official

I never made this, I hate who ever made it because they decided to imply that train genders and train sex exist, neither of which are real

big-robot-fan

What are you talking about. Train sex is clearly real according to Amtrak on Twitter

amtrak-official

Would you rather trust me, a human with a soul, or a twitter corperate account?