The official tumblr of amtrak — Maybe but Chicago is the Supreme Midwestern city,...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Me and a small army of builders break into the downtown of your mediocre Midwestern city and forcibly build hundreds of apartment buildings in empty parking lots over night causing the housing market to crash before escaping on a train back to Chicago

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can you do this in chicago

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Maybe but Chicago is the Supreme Midwestern city, she isn’t mediocre in any way