The official tumblr of amtrak — Reality is contradictory, and the Acela is...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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nyancrimew

amtrak wants you to get railed on chirstmas

tweet from amtrak saying: To: you From: Amtrak 💌 Scroll through the thread for season’s greetings from the rails! 🎅🏽🎄☃️ with an attached image that shows An illustrated holiday card with the title "What if we rode under the Mistletoe?' Two anthropomorphic Amtrak trains, who are peaking out of a tunnel, give each other side-eyes while blushing and smirking. The background is an evergreen color, snow falls through the scene and red bows and mistletoe hang on top of the tunnel exits.ALT
transmascpetewentz

@amtrak-official i can't believe you made them h*t*rosexual

amtrak-official

I DIDN'T, THE IDIOT OVER AT INSTAGRAM DID, TRAINS ARE GENDERLESS AND DON'T HAVE SEX!!! you however can have sex on the train if you want, I don't care.

certifiedtummyachehaver

explain.

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amtrak-official

Reality is contradictory, and the Acela is exceptional.

Also train lore is a constantly evolving field of research

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