nyancrimew

amtrak wants you to get railed on chirstmas

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transmascpetewentz

@amtrak-official i can't believe you made them h*t*rosexual

amtrak-official

I DIDN'T, THE IDIOT OVER AT INSTAGRAM DID, TRAINS ARE GENDERLESS AND DON'T HAVE SEX!!! you however can have sex on the train if you want, I don't care.

certifiedtummyachehaver

explain.

amtrak-official

Reality is contradictory, and the Acela is exceptional.

Also train lore is a constantly evolving field of research