em0-snail
asked:

Got on the Texas eagle at Chicago Union station and the got damn train bit me >:(

amtrak-official
answered:

How? Trains lack teeth

punk-pangolins

like how a toothless grandpa gnaws plaintively on his morning breakfast after not putting his dentures in

amtrak-official

How often to 87 year old Grandpas bite people though?

Source: amtrak-official