every time @amtrak-official makes a post targeting a specific queer demographic everyone pipes up like "what about [x]?" but listen. it's very simple. if you are a girl, you get on the train to fuck girls. if you are a guy, you get on the train to fuck guys. if you are neither, you get on the train to fuck the conductors. if you aren't interested in sex, you get on the train to camp out in the cafe car and eat all the good stuff while everyone else is busy fucking. the only thing you're not allowed to fuck is the train itself
You understand what I have been saying
