hahadoesanythingreallymatteranyw asked:

what do amtraks have in store for asexual people?

amtrak-official answered:

The Cafe Car and easy travel

[victoryjamz]

is the cafe car busy or can i just sit in the corner and watch the captain underpants movie for the third time this week without anybody bothering me

[amtrak-official]

There are probably going to be other people in there, so please wear some headphones when watching it

[penn-central-official]

Watch in the quiet car, full volume.

[amtrak-official]

Please don’t, we will force you to move