The official tumblr of amtrak — Once on a glorious six hour Amtrak ride I hand...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

hagnanimous asked:

Once on a glorious six hour Amtrak ride I hand sewed a bag and not a single beautiful lesbian complimented me on it. How do you plan to address this obvious failure of the system?

(Also I love your trains, big fan)

By advertising more towards Lesbians so more of them can see your talents

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