I summon the 70 transsexual sages of public transit. I have a request of the sages. Give me the power to nationalize the rail lines, I tried going through the human means and all have failed, Now I plead to you sages for your power to aid me, I offer you the city of Houston as tribute to you wise sages in exchange for your kindness. I beg of you, please answer my request
I will also give all of you free rides on amtrak for a year if you grant my wish
