The official tumblr of amtrak — Please don't try to fuck trains and also don't...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
predatory-lesbians
amtrak-official

Bikes are great for First Mile, Last Mile transport, but we still need good Public Transportation for longer distance trips, nobody wants to bike 13 miles to get to a friend's house for dinner. But taking a train up 3 blocks is just a ridiculous waste of time. That's what it's important to have both adequate Public transportation AND good bike infrastructure

predatory-lesbians

PSA: while trains may be highly sexualized and, lets face it, really attractive, do NOT under any circumstances try to fuck a bike. take it from me, Riddle "mutilated scrotum" Smith. dont make the same mistakes i did.

amtrak-official

Please don’t try to fuck trains and also don’t fuck bikes either