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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
notpedeka
amtrak-official

We need a propaganda campaign to stop girls from joining the roaming cannibal cult on the west coast before one of the cannibal gangs breaks into the amtrak cascades between Portland and Seattle at 4pm on a Saturday and eats all of the passengers except for the 7 who join the cannibal gang and Daniel who they left to tell the tale of what happened

yo-fuckers

this just in: amtrak-official hates girls, wants them to stop having fun

amtrak-official

Murdering 200 people is not "having fun"

notpedeka

How do you know it's not fun?

amtrak-official

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