We need a propaganda campaign to stop girls from joining the roaming cannibal cult on the west coast before one of the cannibal gangs breaks into the amtrak cascades between Portland and Seattle at 4pm on a Saturday and eats all of the passengers except for the 7 who join the cannibal gang and Daniel who they left to tell the tale of what happened
this just in: amtrak-official hates girls, wants them to stop having fun
Murdering 200 people is not "having fun"
How do you know it's not fun?
I made a mistake in 68
Is @amtrak-official implying that they did the My Lai massacre instead of William Calley?!
Wait, No, I accidentally blew up a hippy caravan in Idaho, I've never been to vietnam
Amtrak, you were founded May 1st, 1971 how did you make a mistake in 1968
I had a life before Amtrak you know
