amtrak-official

We need a propaganda campaign to stop girls from joining the roaming cannibal cult on the west coast before one of the cannibal gangs breaks into the amtrak cascades between Portland and Seattle at 4pm on a Saturday and eats all of the passengers except for the 7 who join the cannibal gang and Daniel who they left to tell the tale of what happened

yo-fuckers

this just in: amtrak-official hates girls, wants them to stop having fun

amtrak-official

Murdering 200 people is not "having fun"

rabid-viking

Idk, it might be. Have you ever tried it?

amtrak-official

Unfortunately yes, killed 201 hippies in '68 on accident

fungal-rot-creature

well thats why it wasn't fun, you gotta do it on purpose

amtrak-official

Where am I supposed to find 201 hippies to kill in the year 2024