agentcalypso asked:

So weird story: I was on the train to St. Louis and a few kids ran past my car getting chased by the cops and then there was a tiny ass dog and some middle aged mom-looking lady going the same way? And then one of the cars blew up and people are saying it was the dog but also one of the kids that kinda looked like a younger Ryan Reynolds? I have no clue what happened tbh, but it was weirdly the same day that someone fell off the Arch. Just an eventful day I guess

I promise that none of our cars will blow up next tike you ride the train. And we will try better to get passengers to keep their dogs in their carriers