The official tumblr of amtrak — is president nixon canonically your father?

The official tumblr of amtrak

Amtrak, everyone's favorite underfunded government run train company. Personally considered an enemy of the state by NBC, Taylor Swift, The US Trademark Office and The Amtrak corporation. Beatles Hate Blog, 70s music fan, Use He/They for us

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is president nixon canonically your father?

No, I’m older than him

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