[amtrak-official]

Chicago

[mbta-unofficial]

Controversial, please explain

[amtrak-official]

It's like Philadelphia but Midwestern and it has a lake

[mbta-unofficial]

Insufficient explanation, we are cancelling the lackawanna cutoff restoration

[amtrak-official]

Wait, Um it's like if Bostons roads made sense and it had a better skyline and the metro trying to kill you

[mbta-unofficial]

Well, as long as metro trying to kill you.

Proceed

[amtrak-official]

I meant to say the Metro WASN’T trying to kill you