[predatory-lesbians]

i think lord of the rings is silly, like, why did they walk all that way instead of just taking a train???

[captain-celeste-cinderbeard]

Unfortunately, Middle Earth suffers from a severe lack of affordable public transport.

Samwise Gamgee has been working hard to resolve this as part of his F.R.O-WISE (Fast, reliable, orderly) campaign.

For more information on this campaign, please search "Frowise" on images.

[predatory-lesbians]

@amtrak-official can u comment on the frowise campaign at all

[amtrak-official]

I only know about American public transit, not fantasy transit

[predatory-lesbians]

this feels like a trick. american public transit is a fantasy

[amtrak-official]

Chicago is such a dream it feels like a fantasy