The official tumblr of amtrak — Oh shit good point, but she could have more time...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
floofe-trans-doggie
amtrak-official

Girl, why go on a quest across the land by foot, the train is right there and takes you to the evil citadel 3 times as fast

blueengland

for the plot

amtrak-official

Do you actually want to kill the wizard or do you just want to go on a hike in the woods for 3 weeks

blueengland

it's a good climax to the hike don't you think

amtrak-official

A good climax to a hike tends to just be a pretty waterfall, the evil citadel seems like overkill honestly

blueengland

you know nothing about artistic vision

amtrak-official

I have a vision, I just think that there needs to be some expediency in killing the wizard. Besides, the point of a hike is for naturalistic experiences, the evil citadel is in a dying city on dead waste land devoid of nature.

floofe-trans-doggie

Haven't you heard of urban exploration?

amtrak-official

Oh shit good point, but she could have more time to explore the urban environment if she took the train to the citadel instead of just wondering the wastes