The official tumblr of amtrak — Being murdered by a tall lady is not "hot"

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bowtiepastabitch
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Hey, do not attempt to fuck the tall woman in the white lace dress, boots and a black trenchcoat with the large blue hat whose holding an old fashioned breifcase and a bird on her shoulder thats seating 3 seats ahead of you. She has a gun and is on her way to kill her husband. I would suggest that instead you fuck the old lady in the observation car or the butch in the Cafe car.

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Yes, I know she is mysterious and could step on you, I don't care, she will kill you if you try to seduce her right now

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Being murdered by a tall lady is not “hot”