The official tumblr of amtrak — Trains threaten me and beat me up all the time

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
frakyee

frakyee asked:

Trains threaten me and beat me up all the time

amtrak-official answered:

Well, what did you do to deserve it?

frakyee

All I did was stand on the tracks

amtrak-official

Well there’s the problem, trains are fiercely territorial beings